Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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