The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Im part way to drunk.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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