If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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