He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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