Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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