How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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