woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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