We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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