i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
my nose is crying tears of wow.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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