she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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