I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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