Nicole vs. Life
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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