I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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