Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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