id be glad to
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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