I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We need to get me chipped asap
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