So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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