Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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