Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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