Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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