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We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us

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(714): View more from California

we're chasing vodka with high fives

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.

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(516): View more from New York

She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.

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(586): View more from Michigan

We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.

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(806): View more from Texas

You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing

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(352): View more from Florida

i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?

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