end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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