we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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