I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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