tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
this will be a night to untag.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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