Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i dont even know how to be here
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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