What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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