We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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