Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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