grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
