Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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