chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
only you would photoshop your dick
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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