And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Randomize
