dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My boob is missing a layer of skin
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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