The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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