Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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