Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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