Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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