Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
