I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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