sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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