Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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