He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
