i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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