Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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