some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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