ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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