he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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