if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
