Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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