Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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