I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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