There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I woke up under a house in Key West
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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