eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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