I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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